The right side of the common

I heard a very funny conversation yesterday. At one point I thought it must have been an Estate Agents convention but no just a group of women...Who knew but apparantly there is a right side and a wrong side of Plumstead to live in and near heart failure if you live near the high street.
Now I have friends who live near the high street and their house is much nicer than some other friends I have who live behind the Slade, even their neighbours houses are nicer.
What I wanted to say to these people was that it's still all Plumstead, you still have an SE18 postcode and you probably can't afford to move out of it so get over it...
Oh except I apparantly live on the right side of Plumstead...phew.